I work in an office building with a variety of suites/stores. We have a Starbucks (which business park DOESN’T?), a Subway, a Weight Watchers, a Tanning Salon, Massage Place, cleaners, dance studio, crappy hair salon and four restaurants: A Counter Burger, Italian Place, Organic Pizza, and a cafe. This is all downstairs, the suites being upstairs.

In her up to now, short life, Piper has met: Anna Faris, Ed O’Neill (he’s friends with boxing great Boom Boom Mancini, who has an office here, they’ve been eating at the Italian place for eons), Tom Hanks, and as of yesterday: MATT DAMON. MATT FREAKING DAMON.

Matt Damon did more than say “Hi” to Piper. No, he AWWWed. AWW. Directed towards MY baby. AW, HIIIIII. To Piper. To my Piper. My Matt Damon. Er. My baby.

She is a lucky girl, this sweetheart.

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