I have become that TTCer. It’s been common practice to take my temp every morning, pee on the OPKs (Ovulation predictor kits) about halfway through the month, take notation on which side the ovulation pains were felt. Whatever, that’s normal (right?!). Well, since the OPKs were blaring a fertile time, and the ovulation pain was ripping me a new one (right side), I managed to get ‘er done last night.

Then I proceeded to prop my butt up on my pillow and stick my legs in the air. See?! I’ve become THAT person. I STICK MY LEGS IN THE AIR AND LEAK ONTO THE PILLOW I SLEEP ON. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? I make my husband wait for dinner until I can be sure I’ve given the swimmers a good enough head start that I can now stand up. Even worse? While leaking onto my pillow (which I now have to get rid of), I was entertaining myself by playing a child’s video game on my Nintendo DS. I was playing Kirby. Might I add, I was FAILING Kirby. I had to restart it a couple of times, because I kept losing.

Then, when I finally got my tired of the constant restarting, I turned onto my side, and curled up on my pillow.  That I had just leaked on. I’m so disgusting.

TTC has stolen my life, my brain, and any and all semblance of boundaries.